“Pinkie?”

“Yes Dashie?”

“Where are we?”

“In the dark.”

“Yes, but where?”

“I don’t know.”

“Twilight?”

Twilight lit up her horn, casting shadows onto the walls of a tunnel.

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So. Remember the little caffeine stunt? I went to class while still on the high, more coffee than human, and, uh.

I think I either seduced a teacher, or became a part-time lecturer myself. Or both. I'm still not sure.

Anyway! That will be explained in detail later, in a different blog, because I'm being actually serious, and this is the kind of story you share, god dammit. I thrive on the attention.

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